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One night squirrels were found taking nuts from Safeway, so they got put in Jail. The squirrels then broke out and said “If you really don’t want us stealing nuts, put them where we can’t reach them.”. So they started a food war. The weapons on the food side were an oven and two acorn launchers. When it was discovered the squirrels would just eat all the acorns, they put poison inside them. But the squirrels had weapons too. Forks, knifes and any other utensils that are dangerous (and paper plates, which can give papercuts). Who will win? The food side? Or the utensils side?
LOL!! this is crazy :)
Yes, but who do you think will win the war?
squirrels ofcourse… how??? i’ll have to work out a strategy…
I love the pizza used as part of the “Safeway” castle, but I think that is the weak spot that will lead to their downfall.
The squirrels will call in all of their friends, give them forks, knives, other utensils and paper plates. The squirrels will them proceed to eat the Safeway castle and win the war!
then use this: http://i446.photobucket.com/albums/qq187/sadysadycool/skeches/hweapon.jpg
Haha, dswavely, I never thought of that. But maybe the squirrels will have victory. Quick, we need new floor tiles! Reminds me of the story of how they invented G.I. Joe, and some people thought it was too harsh, so somebody got the idea to switch the battery cases around. The result was a Barbie saying things like “Get more ammo fast!” and G.I. Joe saying things like “Math is too hard” and “Let’s go to the mall![](")
Glad you liked it tomy! :)
I worked as a toy designer at Hasbro and worked on G.I. Joe toys (back when he was still BIG Joe, not dinky Joe) and we had a lot of fun coming up with ideas that never made it to production. I even have a t-shirt that I made of one of our fantasy accessory kits called “Spy Rhino”. It was a great group.
The Barbie/G.I. Joe switcharoo was hilarious when it happened and still is!